I’ve been inspired by Fudgey (Who has his very own hilarious blog) to write an A-Z of things. The idea is that I’ll write about something that I either really like, or hate with a fire fuelled passion while making my way through the alphabet. We’re going to start with Adam Sandler.
I Hate Adam Sandler
Look at that face. Doesn’t it just say “I’m a talentless buffoon, please punch me repeatedly until I’m the same consistency as lumpy custard”? I think he should have those very words tattooed on his forehead. A bit like Salander threatens to do to her guardian in ‘The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo’. Great book by the way if you haven’t read it.
Anyway, before I digress any further, why Adam Sandler? Just look at his filmography. He’s been in more shit than the fly bouncing off of my window. The man plays the same boring, monotone character in every piece of two dimensional garbage he graces with his presence. He topped a list published by Forbes of the most overpaid actors.
It’s not hard to see why when Adam Sandler appears in films like Pixels. Pixels had the opportunity to be a great film, a comedy about the real world being attacked by video game characters. But with this intolerable turd bandit in the lead, plus a team of writers who I can only assume wanted the film to be crap, we ended up with two hours of utter rubbish.
I wish he would do the whole world a favour and retire from acting. If you ever see this Sandler, know that the world would be a better place if you took up knitting or something instead. In fact I wouldn’t be terribly upset to find this had happened to you:
To see more posts from my A-Z series take a peek here.
What’s your opinion on Adam Sandler? Oh and please, keep it insulting.