We’re up to H in this, my A-Z of like and loathes. This time we cover hats, objects of pure, unadulterated evil. Cloth demons that seat themselves atop the craniums of civilisation. Wicked lids for the baldness of mankind. Yeah, I just don’t like hats.
Dear me, the past few months have been an exhausting rollercoaster of life changes and general kerfuffle. I realise the content that’s been rolling out as a result has been, well, pretty dull. At least compared to Elder Scrolls Memes and generally taking the piss out of my wife.
If you’re soon to be a parent you’ll be familiar with the difficulty in picking a name for your incoming sproglet. It’s a decision my wife and I agonised over before finally settling on something unusual, Eban. There’s no fun in that though! Here’s a list of more ridiculous names if you want your child to hate you for the rest of your life.
Isn’t it nice that there’s a special place on the internet where I can rant at people? I hope you agree anyway. When there’s something frustrating me I like to thrash said niggle out in type. My new button up jeans are really getting on my nerves.
I’ve been inspired by Fudgey (Who has his very own hilarious blog) to write an A-Z of things. The idea is that I’ll write about something that I either really like, or hate with a fire fuelled passion while making my way through the alphabet. We’re going to start with Adam Sandler.
He finds them fun, he copies what he sees, he laughs like a lunatic. I get a different vibe when I’m watching kids programs with the small one. I thought it would be interesting to translate some of Eban’s current and past favourites into an adult relatable format. It’s not pretty…
After boring your kids into oblivion with my fist selection of dad jokes, it’s time to try something different. Your number one responsibility as a parent is to torture your children. There’s no better way to do that than with an ever expanding library of face-palm inducing gags.
I hope you’ve got your straight face on. Here’s another twenty dad jokes to tut at.
Ah Mother’s Day, another date on the calendar designed to guilt trip you into spending money. Seriously, no one should need to be reminded to treat their mum. Anyway, as every blog on the planet seems to be listing gift guides, I decided to take a different approach. Here’s a list of Mother’s Day pranks instead.
Go on, really make her day.
I grew up with teachers telling me that English is easy. No one should ever struggle to learn our basic, simple language right? I beg to differ, in fact I think in it’s own way English is confusing.
As I’ve a busy weekend ahead, here’s a short written example of why I feel English is actually more dumfounding than it’s usually given credit for. Lettuce sea watt I’m talking about…